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(Source: solahey)

fearforwhatweknow How'd we get in this mess?

fearforwhatweknow:

dontaskjaska:

had their clothes stolen while skinny dipping

Why did I even agree to do this with you?

[gratefully curls into the wing] 

I like that idea a lot, it seems moderately safe. 

…We had fun swimming at least.

that-is-classified:

dontaskjaska:

Why do you bother with me now?

Ya had me at vodka. I’ll play nice. But if he hits me, can I hit back?

If you behave he wont punch you.

scoutmasterearlharlan:

scoutmasterearlharlan:

What do you guys do for fun?

Jerry, woodchipper.

HA WOODCHIPPER

I am Adorable.

the-people-of:

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scoutmasterearlharlan:

scoutmasterearlharlan:

What do you guys do for fun?

Like held you aren’t.

I’M NOT GOING TO HURT HIM. AND YOU KNOW HE’LL ENJOY THE SEX, YOU SURE DID.

that-is-classified:

dontaskjaska:

Why do you bother with me now?

Yer askin’ an awful lot man. I mean Earl and I didn’t get along even before I met ya. So I really can’t promise somethin’ won’t start durin’, after or even before I get the first word out. Cause next time he swin’s, I ain’t just gunna take it.

I will get you everclear vodka and make you your scarf if you behave.

fearforwhatweknow How'd we get in this mess?

fearforwhatweknow:

dontaskjaska:

had their clothes stolen while skinny dipping

Why did I even agree to do this with you?

[moves really close to him, hands covering himself]

Next time how about you pick out the fun afternoon activity. 

I chose baking a cake then watching a movie. [wraps one wing around Cecil]

wakeupnightvale:

How many holes do you have?!

wouldn’t you like to know.

(Source: ask-doctor-brandon)

wakeupnightvale:

You sure…? you are a forest…

WE KNOW WHAT GOES IN AND OUT OF OUR HOLES THANK YOU

(Source: ask-doctor-brandon)

wakeupnightvale:

*eye twitches* What just…any hole? or just an odd one in a tree? what if there is something living in there?

Nothing lives in our holes.

(Source: ask-doctor-brandon)

(Source: lilymaylovelesss)

Vince the fox

scoutmasterearlharlan:

scoutmasterearlharlan:

What do you guys do for fun?

The big muscly one is just a dumb idiot. He’s not dangerous.

I’M NOT DANGEROUS TO JASKA

that-is-classified:

dontaskjaska:

Why do you bother with me now?

[groans] fine fine

Don’t be an ass and start things afterwards either….I’ll knit you a scarf for your next visit if you behave. [fiddles with his gloves]